Full name: Mellick, Carlton III
Birthdate: 1977-07-02
Birthplace: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Debut: 1999
Name variant / Pseudonim: Carlton Mellick
English
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Stats: Works count: 213; detail: Essay 9; Editor 7; Novel 53; Collection 5; Omnibus 1; Anthology 7; Chapbook 9; Shortfiction 63; Poem 2; Interiorart 2; Coverart 20; Interview 2; Review 33; Editions: 88
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Modified: 2021-11-05 10:22:32
Added: 2020-09-30 11:04:41
Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo [English] (2009)
Earwig Flesh Factory #1, December 1999 [English] (1999)
Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000) (with William P. Simmons)
Variant Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000) (with William P. Simmons)
Satan Burger [English] (2001)
Electric Jesus Corpse [English] (2002)
Razor Wire Pubic Hair [English] (2003)
Fishy-Fleshed [English] (2004)
The Menstruating Mall [English] (2005)
Ocean of Lard [English] (2005)
Punk Land [English] (2005)
Sex and Death in Television Town [English] (2005)
Sea of the Patchwork Cats [English] (2006)
The Haunted Vagina [English] (2006)
Translation The Haunted Vagina [German] (2017)
Sausagey Santa [English] (2006)
Adolf in Wonderland [English] (2007)
Translation Adolf im Wunderland [German] (2013)
Ultra Fuckers [English] (2008)
Translation Ultra Fuckers [German] (2011)
Cybernetrix [English] (2008)
The Egg Man [English] (2008)
Apeshit [English] (2008)
The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009)
The Cannibals of Candyland [English] (2009)
Translation Die Kannibalen von Candyland [German] (2010)
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland [English] (2009)
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 [English] (2010)
Zombies and Shit [English] (2010)
Crab Town [English] (2011)
Fantastic Orgy [English] (2011)
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter [English] (2011)
Armadillo Fists [English] (2011)
The Handsome Squirm [English] (2012)
Tumor Fruit [English] (2012)
Kill Ball [English] (2012)
Cuddly Holocaust [English] (2013)
Village of the Mermaids [English] (2013)
Quicksand House [English] (2013)
Translation La casa de arenas movedizas [Spanish] (2016)
Clusterfuck [English] (2013)
Hungry Bug [English] (2014)
The Tick People [English] (2014)
Sweet Story [English] (2014)
Bio Melt [English] (2015)
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes [English] (2016)
Translation Jedes Mal, wenn wir uns in der Eisdiele treffen, explodiert dein verdammtes Gesicht [German] (2020)
The Terrible Thing That Happens [English] (2016)
Exercise Bike [English] (2017)
Spider Bunny [English] (2017)
The Big Meat [English] (2017)
Parasite Milk [English] (2017)
Neverday [English] (2018)
The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart [English] (2018)
Mouse Trap [English] (2019)
The Bad Box [English] (2020)
Sunset with a Beard [English] (2010)
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands [English] (2011)
Der Baby-Jesus-Anal-Plug [German] (2012)
Hammer Wives [English] (2013)
ClownFellas: Tales of the Bozo Family [English] (2015)
The Haunted Vagina / Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)
Teeth and Tongue Landscape / Angel Scene [English] (2003)
The Steel Breakfast Era / The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection [English] (2003)
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell [English] (2007) (with Jeffrey Thomas)
Christmas on Crack [English] (2010)
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug [English] (2004)
War Slut [English] (2006)
Teeth and Tongue Landscape [English] (2006)
The Morbidly Obese Ninja [English] (2011)
Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2012)
Ugly Heaven [English] (2012)
Translation Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)
Stacking Doll [English] (2018)
Snuggle Club [English] (2020)
The Earwig Flesh Factory [English] (1999)
Playroom [English] (1999)
Creatures of the Heavens [English] (2000)
Grocery Store [English] (2000)
Venus' Triangle [English] (2000)
Pirates [English] (2000)
Fist World [English] (2000)
Bucket of Gross [English] (2000)
The Snail Street Sweeper [English] (2001)
The Lawn Citizens [English] (2001)
Hamburger Clock [English] (2001)
Porno in August [English] (2002)
Translation Porno im August [German] (2010)
City of New York [English] (2002)
Translation New York [German] (2012)
Teeth and Tongue Landscape [English] (2003)
Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2003)
Variant The Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2003)
Translation Die Stahlfrühstückszeit [German] (2012)
Visit to the Spiraling Manor [English] (2003)
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug [English] (2004)
Translation Der Baby-Jesus-Anal-Plug [German] (2012)
War Slut [English] (2006)
An Era of Liquid Streets [English] (2007)
God on Television [English] (2007)
City Hobgoblins [English] (2007)
Ugly Hell [English] (2007)
Candy-Coated [English] (2008)
Translation Zuckersüß [German] (2012)
Lemon Knives 'N' Cockroaches [English] (2009)
Simple Machines [English] (2009)
Translation Einfache Maschinen [German] (2012)
War Pig [English] (2010)
Ear Cat [English] (2011)
Barbarian Beast Babes of the Badlands [English] (2011)
Horrendous Horror of the Hateful Hamburglar [English] (2011)
Ferocious Female Furries in the Forbidden Zone [English] (2011)
Stupid Fucking Reason to Sell Your Soul [English] (2011)
Ugly Heaven [English] (2012)
Translation Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)
Red World [English] (2012)
Space Cougar! [English] (2012) (with Gordon Van Gelder)
Hammer Wives [English] (2013)
The Man with the Styrofoam Brain [English] (2013)
untitled (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)
Stacking Doll [English] (2018)
Snuggle Club [English] (2020)
The Stray [English] (1999)
Immortal [English] (2000)
Editorial (Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000) [English] (2000)
Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo [English] (2009)
Vorwort (Ultra Fuckers) [German] (2011)
Author's Note (Steel Breakfast Era) [English] (2012)
The 7 Types of Bizarro Fiction Haters [English] (2012)
Advice for Bizarro Writers Part 1: Write for a Younger Audience [English] (2012)
Author's Note (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)
Anmerkung des Autors (Ugly Heaven) [German] (2017)
The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009)
untitled (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)
Earwig Flesh Factory #1, December 1999 [English] (1999)
Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000)
I Gave at the Orifice [English] (2000)
Variant I Gave at the Orifice [English] (2000) (as by Carlton Mellick)
Skimming the Gumbo Nuclear [English] (2001)
Rachmaninoff's Ghost [English] (2003)
The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) [English] (2006)
Bare Bone #9 [English] (2006)
Bare Bone #10 [English] (2007)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009 [English] (2009)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009 [English] (2009)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010 [English] (2010)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010 [English] (2010)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011 [English] (2011)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012 [English] (2012)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012 [English] (2012)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013 [English] (2013)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013 [English] (2013)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013 [English] (2013)
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013 [English] (2013)
Ich schreibe Bücher für aufgeschlossene Menschen [German] (2011)
The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009) (with Cameron Pierce)
The Menstruating Mall [English] (2009)
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell [English] (2009) (with Jeffrey Thomas)
The Haunted Vagina [English] (2009)
The Egg Man [English] (2010)
Ultra Fuckers [English] (2010)
Adolf in Wonderland [English] (2010)
Armadillo Fists [English] (2012) (with Daniel Vlasaty)
The Handsome Squirm [English] (2012)
Tumor Fruit [English] (2012) (with Simon Ore)
Village of the Mermaids [English] (2013)
Cuddly Holocaust [English] (2013)
Quicksand House [English] (2013)
Zombies and Shit [English] (2013)
Quicksand House [English] (2013)
Hungry Bug [English] (2015)