Bizarro Books That Never Were

      Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo [English] (2009)

Earwig Flesh Factory #1, December 1999 [English] (1999)

Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000) (with William P. Simmons)

     Variant Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000) (with William P. Simmons)

Satan Burger [English] (2001)

Electric Jesus Corpse [English] (2002)

Razor Wire Pubic Hair [English] (2003)

Fishy-Fleshed [English] (2004)

The Menstruating Mall [English] (2005)

Ocean of Lard [English] (2005)

Punk Land [English] (2005)

Sex and Death in Television Town [English] (2005)

Sea of the Patchwork Cats [English] (2006)

The Haunted Vagina [English] (2006)

     Translation The Haunted Vagina [German] (2017)

Sausagey Santa [English] (2006)

Adolf in Wonderland [English] (2007)

     Translation Adolf im Wunderland [German] (2013)

Ultra Fuckers [English] (2008)

     Translation Ultra Fuckers [German] (2011)

Cybernetrix [English] (2008)

The Egg Man [English] (2008)

Apeshit [English] (2008)

The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009)

The Cannibals of Candyland [English] (2009)

     Translation Die Kannibalen von Candyland [German] (2010)

Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland [English] (2009)

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 [English] (2010)

Zombies and Shit [English] (2010)

Crab Town [English] (2011)

Fantastic Orgy [English] (2011)

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter [English] (2011)

Armadillo Fists [English] (2011)

The Handsome Squirm [English] (2012)

Tumor Fruit [English] (2012)

Kill Ball [English] (2012)

Cuddly Holocaust [English] (2013)

Village of the Mermaids [English] (2013)

Quicksand House [English] (2013)

     Translation La casa de arenas movedizas [Spanish] (2016)

Clusterfuck [English] (2013)

Hungry Bug [English] (2014)

The Tick People [English] (2014)

Sweet Story [English] (2014)

Bio Melt [English] (2015)

Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes [English] (2016)

     Translation Jedes Mal, wenn wir uns in der Eisdiele treffen, explodiert dein verdammtes Gesicht [German] (2020)

The Terrible Thing That Happens [English] (2016)

Exercise Bike [English] (2017)

Spider Bunny [English] (2017)

The Big Meat [English] (2017)

Parasite Milk [English] (2017)

Neverday [English] (2018)

The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart [English] (2018)

Mouse Trap [English] (2019)

The Bad Box [English] (2020)

Sunset with a Beard [English] (2010)

Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands [English] (2011)

Der Baby-Jesus-Anal-Plug [German] (2012)

Hammer Wives [English] (2013)

ClownFellas: Tales of the Bozo Family [English] (2015)

The Haunted Vagina / Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)

Teeth and Tongue Landscape / Angel Scene [English] (2003)

The Steel Breakfast Era / The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection [English] (2003)

Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell [English] (2007) (with Jeffrey Thomas)

Christmas on Crack [English] (2010)

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug [English] (2004)

War Slut [English] (2006)

Teeth and Tongue Landscape [English] (2006)

The Morbidly Obese Ninja [English] (2011)

Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2012)

Ugly Heaven [English] (2012)

     Translation Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)

Stacking Doll [English] (2018)

Snuggle Club [English] (2020)

The Earwig Flesh Factory [English] (1999)

Playroom [English] (1999)

Creatures of the Heavens [English] (2000)

Grocery Store [English] (2000)

Venus' Triangle [English] (2000)

Pirates [English] (2000)

Fist World [English] (2000)

Bucket of Gross [English] (2000)

The Snail Street Sweeper [English] (2001)

The Lawn Citizens [English] (2001)

Hamburger Clock [English] (2001)

Porno in August [English] (2002)

     Translation Porno im August [German] (2010)

City of New York [English] (2002)

     Translation New York [German] (2012)

Teeth and Tongue Landscape [English] (2003)

Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2003)

     Variant The Steel Breakfast Era [English] (2003)

     Translation Die Stahlfrühstückszeit [German] (2012)

Visit to the Spiraling Manor [English] (2003)

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug [English] (2004)

     Translation Der Baby-Jesus-Anal-Plug [German] (2012)

War Slut [English] (2006)

An Era of Liquid Streets [English] (2007)

God on Television [English] (2007)

City Hobgoblins [English] (2007)

Ugly Hell [English] (2007)

Candy-Coated [English] (2008)

     Translation Zuckersüß [German] (2012)

Lemon Knives 'N' Cockroaches [English] (2009)

Simple Machines [English] (2009)

     Translation Einfache Maschinen [German] (2012)

War Pig [English] (2010)

Ear Cat [English] (2011)

Barbarian Beast Babes of the Badlands [English] (2011)

Horrendous Horror of the Hateful Hamburglar [English] (2011)

Ferocious Female Furries in the Forbidden Zone [English] (2011)

Stupid Fucking Reason to Sell Your Soul [English] (2011)

Ugly Heaven [English] (2012)

     Translation Ugly Heaven [German] (2017)

Red World [English] (2012)

Space Cougar! [English] (2012) (with Gordon Van Gelder)

Hammer Wives [English] (2013)

The Man with the Styrofoam Brain [English] (2013)

untitled (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)

Stacking Doll [English] (2018)

Snuggle Club [English] (2020)

The Stray [English] (1999)

Immortal [English] (2000)

Editorial (Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000) [English] (2000)

Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo [English] (2009)

Vorwort (Ultra Fuckers) [German] (2011)

Author's Note (Steel Breakfast Era) [English] (2012)

The 7 Types of Bizarro Fiction Haters [English] (2012)

Advice for Bizarro Writers Part 1: Write for a Younger Audience [English] (2012)

Author's Note (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)

Anmerkung des Autors (Ugly Heaven) [German] (2017)

The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009)

untitled (The Terrible Thing That Happens) [English] (2016)

Earwig Flesh Factory #1, December 1999 [English] (1999)

Earwig Flesh Factory #2, Spring 2000 [English] (2000)

I Gave at the Orifice [English] (2000)

     Variant I Gave at the Orifice [English] (2000) (as by Carlton Mellick)

Skimming the Gumbo Nuclear [English] (2001)

Rachmaninoff's Ghost [English] (2003)

The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) [English] (2006)

Bare Bone #9 [English] (2006)

Bare Bone #10 [English] (2007)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #1, Summer 2009 [English] (2009)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #2, Fall 2009 [English] (2009)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #3, Winter 2010 [English] (2010)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #4, Fall 2010 [English] (2010)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue Five, 2011 [English] (2011)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #6, Summer 2012 [English] (2012)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #7, Winter 2012 [English] (2012)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #8, Spring 2013 [English] (2013)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #9, Summer 2013 [English] (2013)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #10, Fall 2013 [English] (2013)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Issue #11, Winter 2013 [English] (2013)

Ich schreibe Bücher für aufgeschlossene Menschen [German] (2011)

The Faggiest Vampire [English] (2009) (with Cameron Pierce)

The Menstruating Mall [English] (2009)

Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell [English] (2009) (with Jeffrey Thomas)

The Haunted Vagina [English] (2009)

The Egg Man [English] (2010)

Ultra Fuckers [English] (2010)

Adolf in Wonderland [English] (2010)

Armadillo Fists [English] (2012) (with Daniel Vlasaty)

The Handsome Squirm [English] (2012)

Tumor Fruit [English] (2012) (with Simon Ore)

Village of the Mermaids [English] (2013)

Cuddly Holocaust [English] (2013)

Quicksand House [English] (2013)

Zombies and Shit [English] (2013)

Quicksand House [English] (2013)

Hungry Bug [English] (2015)